adj

• (obsolete) Having an immediate effect (of a medicine, poison etc.); fast-acting.
  "Amongſt this number of Cordials and Alteratiues, J doe not find a more preſent remedy, then a cup of wine, or ſtrong drinke, and if it be ſoberly and opportunely vſed."
• (obsolete) Not delayed; immediate; instant.
  "Sign me a present pardon for my brother,"
• (dated) Ready; quick in emergency.
  "a present wit"
• (obsolete) Favorably attentive; propitious.
  "to find a god so present to my prayer"

noun

• (grammar) The present tense.

noun

• (military) The position of a soldier in presenting arms.
  "The platoon stands at present."
• (colloquial, euphemistic, endearing) poo; feces
  "I think our toddler's just left us a little present in his diaper..."

verb

• (transitive) To nominate (a member of the clergy) for an ecclesiastical benefice; to offer to the bishop or ordinary as a candidate for institution.
• (transitive) To offer (a problem, complaint) to a court or other authority for consideration.
• (transitive, now rare) To charge (a person) with a crime or accusation; to bring before court.
  "In the diocese of Gloucester in 1548 two inhabitants of Slimbridge were presented for saying that holy oil was ‘of no virtue but meet to grease sheep’."
• (reflexive) To come forward, appear in a particular place or before a particular person, especially formally.
  "Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the lord."