noun

• (derogatory, informal, countable) A person of low status.
  "Not a favourite son, of course — Lord, no! — more a sort of illegitimate backstairs sort of sprog, you know: a sort of spotty squit that nobody really likes."
• (Norfolk, uncountable) Nonsense; amusing stories.
  "'Cor blast, Tovell, you don't half talk some squit at times!' exclaimed Ted Carter. ‘Squit! It's the gospel truth.[…]’"

verb

• (transitive, Internet) To disconnect (an IRC server) from a network.
  "[…] these problems solved themselves atfter^([sic]) some 10 minutes or so, without an ircop interferring^([sic]) into channel affairs by squitting his/her server to gain chanop status."

noun

• (onomatopoeia) A light squishing or splattering sound.
  ""Mr. Kuttner, you know I'm the best in this business, don't you?" he said, swatting at a mosquito. It went squit and left a smear of blood on his cheek."